Prophets of Peos

Welcome to the esteemed Prophets of Peos, where our sages have been predicting the mundane for centuries.

Prophetess of Peculiarity

Our most celebrated prophetess has foreseen the arrival of avocado toast as a topping on every breakfast item.

Read more about the Avocadobreakfast prophecy

Prophet of Puns

Our pun-filled prophet has prophesied that the meaning of life is 42, but also 42 uses of the word 'taco' will be used in every sentence.

Read the full prophecy, replete with wordplay
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